The coaching world needs more bold, real, human-centered coaches & in the membership I can help you:
✔ Nail Your Niche Without the Overthinking Spiral – Through templates, video tutorials, and Q&As, I’ll help you finally get clear on who you serve and what makes your coaching irresistible to the right people.
✔ Ditch the Self-Sabotage & Show Up With Confidence – With mindset tools, guest expert interviews, and live coaching, we’ll tackle the roadblocks keeping you stuck so you can take action and build a coaching business that works.
✔ Write Emails That People Want to Read (and Buy From) – Get access to done-for-you templates, step-by-step video tutorials, and expert breakdowns so you can craft emails that connect, nurture, and convert—without feeling salesy.
Client attraction is not about “manifesting abundance” and praying something sticks
You’re here because:
You’re not desperate and you don’t want to follow the status quo.
While coaches come and go, you want to stay.
The golden nug to successful longevity? Leveraging your humanity.
You’re recovering from predatory coaches who took your money, and promised something they couldn’t possibly fulfill.
I don’t have it all figured out, but what I do believe:
I believe predatory marketing doesn’t just drain wallets—it chips away at confidence, feeds self-doubt, and leaves people questioning their worth.
I believe Humor isn’t just for shits and giggles; it’s a connection superpower that breaks down walls, builds trust, and reminds us that business is human—quirks and all.
I believe critical thinking is the antidote to lazy marketing; it helps us recognize biases, dismantle harmful narratives, and create messaging that uplifts rather than manipulates.
I believe when we allow unconscious stories to run the show, our business reflects fear and scarcity instead of empowerment and authenticity—it’s time to break that cycle.
I believe real connection in marketing starts when we trade gross marketing tactics for empathy, creativity, and the courage to show up as our imperfect, human selves.
What do you believe?

I’m Gregory! Snarky monster and compassionate niche scratcher.
Obsessed with self-portraiture art & scary movies. Helping new coaches turn their quirks and talents into a profitable niche.
About Gregory Halpen
Gregory Halpen is a Proud Low-Ticket Trailblazer, Niche Scratcher, and Keeper of All Things Real (well, at least real in his head).
Forget the glitz of high-ticket offers and luxury retreats; Gregory thrives in the accessible, approachable, and wildly impactful world of low-ticket coaching. Why? Because coaching should be for everyone, not just those with a black AmEx and a penchant for being in the right place at the right time (ahem...early days of Facebook when it wasn’t about algorithms)
As a niche scratcher with over 30 years of theater experience and 15+ years of coaching, Gregory has a knack for helping new coaches discover their real niche—the one rooted in their quirks, talents, and lived experiences. No fluff, no cookie-cutter nonsense. Just an honest, human approach to building a business that feels authentic and attracts clients who actually get you.
Gregory knows that finding your niche isn’t about chasing trends or trying to be everything to everyone. It’s about owning your awkward, celebrating your story, and serving the people who truly need what you offer—all without selling your soul or your firstborn.
When Gregory isn’t busy helping coaches scratch their niches and build authentic businesses, he’s pursuing his master’s in marriage and family therapy. A multi-passionate creative, Gregory also shines as a solo theater and cabaret performer, exploring identity and storytelling through self-portraiture. Whether on stage, behind the camera, or coaching others, Gregory’s work is always about connection, expression, and celebrating the beautifully messy human experience.
Low-ticket, high-impact, and deeply aligned—that’s Gregory’s vibe. And if you’re ready to skip the hustle and finally love the coaching business you’re building, he’s the coach for you.