STARTING A COACHING BUSINESS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT EASIER…
YOU’RE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE BOLD STRATEGY, CREATIVE FREEDOM, ADVICE AND SUPPORT YOU NEED TO BUILD A PROFITABLE, ONE-OF-A-KIND COACHING BIZ.
STOP DOOM SCROLLING IF ANY OF THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR
You have a powerful message to share, but you’re stuck on how to turn it into a coaching business that actually makes sense (and money).
You’ve spent way too much time trying to DIY your marketing, only to feel lost in a sea of advice that doesn’t fit how you want to do business.
You’ve started putting yourself out there, but crickets. You’re not sure how to attract (and keep) the right people without feeling salesy or sleazy.
You’re juggling all the things—content, emails, offers—but instead of feeling energized, you’re exhausted, second-guessing everything, and wondering if this whole coaching thing is even worth it.
If that sounds familiar, you already know how overwhelming it is to sift through all the noise.
THAT’S WHAT INSPIRED ME TO BUILD THIS PLACE
I got tired of seeing bold, creative coaches—just like you—get stuck, overwhelmed, and second-guessing themselves because of:
Shady online “gurus” who talk a big game but vanish the second they’ve got your money...
Mind-numbing, jargon-packed tutorials that leave you more confused than when you started—and say nothing about how to actually attract the right people...
Overpriced courses that promise success—just as long as you already have a massive audience and a bottomless ad budget...
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Thankfully, all of that is behind you now.
The road to a sustainable coaching business doesn’t have to feel lonely
Building your coaching business alone and feeling like you have to figure everything out by yourself.
Struggling to find clients because you’re unsure how to market yourself in a way that works for YOU.
Trying to keep up with the never-ending content hamster wheel just to stay visible.
Overthinking every decision—your niche, your messaging, your emails—until you’re stuck in analysis paralysis.
Feeling like you’re "behind" because everyone else seems to have it all figured out.
Welcome to
Our Mish
This isn’t just another business membership—it’s a movement for bold, unapologetically humans who are done with the hustle, the pressure to “scale to the moon,” and the endless chase for high-ticket success.
Here, we believe in building coaching businesses that actually feel good to run—without the sleazy marketing tactics, exhausting content churn, or the constant doubt that you’re doing it wrong.
Inside, you’ll find plug-and-play templates, easy-to-follow tutorials, and real-time support to help you grow with clarity, confidence, and your own unique voice. No gatekeeping, no fluff—just tools that work, strategies that make sense, and a community that has your back.
This is a space where your whole self is welcome—your quirks, passions, and multi-passionate genius. When coaches stop trying to fit into someone else’s formula and start showing up as who they truly are, magic happens: businesses grow, connections deepen, and success comes without selling your soul.
Let’s ditch the pressure and build something real—together.
The Quirky Rebel Coach is more than a membership, it’s a all-in-one movement!
What The Quirky Rebel Coach Membership Help You Do
What makes TQRC Different?
Hey, there. I’m Gregory Halpen—the awkward little… ahem… angle.
Somehow, though, it just works. I’ve helped hundreds of coaches overcome self-sabotage while building sustainable businesses, and I know firsthand what it’s like to get in your own way.
My entrepreneurial journey started when I was a teenager, making stuffed animals and little country bunnies that dangled from wire hangers covered in eucalyptus—selling them for five bucks a pop back in 1985. Even then, I had the instinct to create something from nothing and turn it into a business.
With a background in corporate work (where I mastered the fine art of looking engaged while mentally planning my next audition) and a career as an actor (where I get paid to be dramatic), I bring a unique mix of experience to the table.
Master of uncomfortable silences? Check. Accidental overshares? Absolutely. Tripping over thin air? Daily occurrence. But more importantly, I specialize in cutting through the mental clutter and helping coaches stop overcomplicating their businesses.
WHAT MEMBERS ARE SAYING
Before joining Gregory’s membership, I felt completely overwhelmed by my website. Was I saying too much? Was my message getting lost? But through his guidance, I learned how to simplify my copy using storytelling—making it clear, engaging, and actually sound like me.
The biggest difference? I finally feel confident about my website instead of second-guessing every word. If you're a new coach trying to position yourself without falling into sleazy sales tactics, Gregory’s membership is exactly what you need.
-Jamie Quinn, Hypnotherapy
WHAT YOU’LL FIND INSIDE THE MEMBERSHIP
What Happens Inside?
Brainstorm Big Ideas – Whether you're refining your niche, crafting your message, or mapping out an offer, bring your thoughts to the table. We’re here to help you shape, tweak, and turn those sparks into something brilliant.
Seek Moral Support – Some days feel like you're on top of the world, and others… not so much. When doubt creeps in, or you need a pep talk, this is the place to be seen, heard, and encouraged by people who actually get it.
Share Your Work for Feedback – Stuck on an email sequence? Unsure if your niche description hits the mark? Need a fresh set of eyes on your website copy? Post it here, and get honest, helpful feedback—minus the ego and judgment.
Breakout Sessions & Deep Dives – For when you need a focused space to workshop an idea, get unstuck, or hash out a strategy in a small group setting.
Inside The Inbox Soundbooth, you’ll find:
Done-for-You Email Templates – Need a welcome sequence? A re-engagement email? A launch series that doesn’t feel sleazy? They’re all here, ready for you to use, tweak, or completely steal. No judgment.
List-Building Strategies That Don’t Suck – No spammy tactics or “bribe-y” opt-ins. Just real, human-centered ways to grow your email list with people who actually want to hear from you.
Step-by-Step Tutorials – Writing emails shouldn’t feel like pulling teeth. These simple, easy-to-follow guides show you how to write emails that sound like you—not some boring corporate bot.
Inbox Jams & Feedback – Stuck on a subject line? Not sure if your email hits the right tone? Drop it here for feedback, tweaks, and a little email magic.
Inside, you’ll find:
Niche Clarity Without the Headaches – No more spinning your wheels or second-guessing. These trainings and exercises help you define your niche in a way that feels right—not forced.
Messaging Guides That Don’t Suck – Learn how to talk about what you do in a way that makes people say, “OMG, I need this!” instead of “Wait… so what do you do again?”
Stand Out, Your Way – Forget blending in. We’ll help you tap into what makes you you so that your brand feels authentic, magnetic, and totally aligned.
Feedback & Real-Talk – Stuck? Not sure if your messaging hits? Drop it here, and let’s fine-tune it together—because sometimes you just need a fresh pair of eyes.
Inside, you’ll find:
Unlearning the Hustle – Say goodbye to burnout culture and hello to sustainable success (yes, you can grow your business without running yourself into the ground).
Fear? Imposter Syndrome? Let’s Call It Out. – We’re not about ignoring the hard stuff—we’re about moving through it with clarity, self-compassion, and a little rebellious energy.
Confidence, but Make It Real – No fluff. Just practical mindset shifts that help you show up, take action, and own your voice without the fake-it-till-you-make-it nonsense.
Show Up, Glow Up and Be Supported.
Gregory’s no-BS, heart-centered approach gave me the confidence to finally start building my coaching business around the activism work that I do.
Wendy, C., KDA + Activist
The Quirky Rebel Coach Membership isn’t for everyone. And honestly? I’d rather help you figure that out before you join than have you waste your time. So, let’s cut the fluff…
✔️ Creative Coaches Who Want a Sustainable Business – You’re ready to move beyond trading time for money and build something steady and fulfilling.
✔️ New Coaches Looking for a Clear Path – You want a step-by-step roadmap to confidently grow your coaching business without the overwhelm.
✔️ Coaches Who Want to Clarify Their Message – You’re looking to refine your niche, attract the right clients, and market yourself in a way that feels natural and authentic.
✔️ Action-Takers Ready to Implement – This isn’t just about watching videos—it’s about applying what you learn and seeing real progress.
✔️ Coaches Who Want to Leverage Their Expertise – You have knowledge and experience, and you’re ready to turn it into a thriving, sustainable coaching business.
❌ Get-Rich-Quick Seekers – If you're thinking this membership will deliver overnight riches, this is NOT your golden ticket.
❌ Perpetual Idea Jumpers – If you’re always bouncing from one shiny new idea to the next without finishing anything, this membership might not vibe with you.
❌ Those Wanting A Quick Fix – Building something that lasts takes work. If you're looking for shortcuts or magic solutions, this is definitely not for you.
❌ The “Tech Will Save Me” Crowd – We're not here to do the tech work for you. We provide the roadmap, but you do the legwork.
❌ Results-Guaranteed Dreamers – We know what we teach works (we're walking the walk), but nobody can promise exact outcomes. I
INTRODUCTORY FOUNDING REBEL COACH $9 MEMBERSHIP
Join now and lock in your forever rate — no matter how many upgrades, bonuses, or wild ideas I add later. This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of a real, no-BS membership for new coaches who want to build a business their way! (Recurring payment - cancel anytime)