You’re just moments away from the bold guidance, creative strategy, and support you need to write better emails.
STOP DOOM SCROLLING IF ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR
🙋🏻♂️ I get nervous about sharing my personal stories. What if no one cares? What if I cross some invisible line into TMI and people just think I’m a total oddball?
🙋🏼♀️ I feel like I have no idea what to say—and the last thing I want is to come across as salesy or annoying.
🙋🏿♂️ I’m told that email is the most powerful tool in my business—but I’m not seeing any results.
🙋🏾♀️ What if my emails just disappear into the inbox void and no one ever even opens them?"
If that sounds familiar, you already know how overwhelming it is to filter through all the noise.
THAT’S WHAT INSPIRED ME TO BUILD THIS SPACE
I got tired of seeing coaches—just like you—get stuck, overwhelmed, and stuck in email hell limbo!
❌ Just grab a freebie and add them to your list – You’ve been told to grow fast, even if it means skipping consent or clarity. But you actually care about building trust—not tricking people into your list.
❌ Here’s the funnel template that got me to $100K – You get the plug-and-play promise, but not the ethics, delivery strategy, or real support to make it work your way.
❌ Email your list 3x a week with urgency + scarcity – You’re tired of bro-marketing pressure tactics disguised as “strategy,” and you want to sell without manipulating or burning out your audience.
Thankfully, all of that is behind you now.
You can write profitable emails
You can write profitable emails people look forward to reading
Without feeling anxious about what to write.
Without obsessing over your list, or comparing yourself to coaches who seem to have it all figured out.
Without Sounding like you’re always pitching a sale.
Even if you don’t have a lot of subscribers yet, you don’t need a massive list to make a real impact. If someone joined your list, you already earned the right to show up in their inbox. But staying there? That takes trust, consistency, and emails that actually feel good to read. I’ll help you figure it out—step by step. You’ll learn how to write strategic, story-rich emails that spark connection, build loyalty, and turn casual lurkers into enthusiastic customers.
Welcome to
Our Mission
Quirky Rebels…
🔥 Respects consent.🔥 Values ethical emailing. 🔥 Writes profitable emails that inspire connection.
🔥 Embraces their quirks, creativity, and voice. 🔥 Treat their list like a sacred privelege.
The Quirky Rebel Email Membership isn’t just another coaching space—it’s a full-blown movement for bold, heartfelt, slightly weird coaches who are done squeezing themselves into cookie-cutter molds and outdated industry “rules.”
Here, creative, soulful, multi-passionate humans learn to wield email marketing not just as a tool, but as a megaphone for truth, connection, and sustainable growth—with a healthy dose of rebellion and a whole lotta heart.
The Quirky Rebel Email is your home base for bold, story-driven email marketing that grows your coaching business.
The Quirky Rebel Coach Membership Will Help You To
WHAT MAKES QRE MEMBERSHIP DIFFERENT?
Hey, there. I’m Gregory Halpen—the awkward little… ahem… angel.
Being a rebel coach isn’t about being glued to someone else’s formula.
I help slightly weird, multi-passionate coaches stop second-guessing every email, reclaim their creativity, and build values-aligned, sustainable businesses—through email marketing.
My entrepreneurial journey started way back in 1980—first delivering newspapers on my rusty bike, then crafting stuffed animal country bunnies that dangled from wire shirt hangers I wrapped in eucalyptus (True story!). I sold them for five bucks a pop back in 1985. Even then, I had the instinct to create something from nothing—and connect with people around it (Thanks, MOM!).
WHAT YOU’LL FIND INSIDE THE MEMBERSHIP
A QUIRKY REBEL PLAYGROUND - PRIVATE FACEBOOK COMMUNITY
This private, no-pitch, no-promotion zone is your space to explore your voice, get messy with ideas, and grow your list without the noise, pressure, or performative fluff.
This is where slightly weird, soulful coaches come to brainstorm bold email ideas, test subject lines, shape irresistible lead magnets, and finally enjoy writing to their list. Whether you're finding your rhythm, refining your message, or figuring out how the hell to write your next email without going nuts—this is the community where it all gets to happen.
INBOX BESTIES
And if you get stuck, we’ve got you with our stash of done-for-you templates (think welcome sequences, re-engagement emails, and launch series) that you can tweak, twist, or totally rewrite.
You’ll learn the art of email marketing from the ground up—using templates as training wheels, not crutches—and build your list with real, human strategies that don’t feel gross.
MONTHLY LIVE Q&A ZOOM CALLS
Get real-time support on your emails, list-building strategy, and voice. Each call is a space to ask anything—whether you're stuck on your next newsletter, crafting a lead magnet, or wondering why no one’s clicking. We’ll unravel the mindset stuff too, because email isn’t just about sending—it’s about showing up.
Two hours of focused, no-fluff time to actually write your emails, build your list, or work on your next opt-in—with accountability and zero judgment. Show up as you are, set your intention, and get sh*t done alongside other quirky coaches doing the same.
WEEKLY LIVE COWORKING SESSIONS
Plug-and-play email and lead magnet templates that save you time without stripping your voice. From welcome sequences to juicy freebies, these tools help you write faster, grow your list, and stay 100% you—no cookie-cutter vibes allowed.
THE MORE TEMPLATE LIBRARY
Show up, Bold Up and Be Supported.
Gregory’s no-BS, heart-centered approach gave me the confidence to finally start my coaching business around the activism work that I do.
Wendy, C., KDA + Activist
Before joining Gregory’s membership, I felt completely overwhelmed by my website. Was I saying too much? Was my message getting lost? But through his guidance, I learned how to simplify my copy using storytelling—making it clear, engaging, and actually sound like me.
-Jamie Quinn, Hypnotherapy
NOT SURE IF THE QUIRKY REBEL MEMBERSHIP IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
The Quirky Rebel Coach isn’t for everyone. And honestly? I’d rather help you figure that out before you join than have you waste your time.
✔️ You’re a coach who wants to ethically grow their email list – You’re done relying on social media and ready to grow your business through consent based ethical emails.
✔️ You want a clear strategy and learn how to send emails with purpose and intention—so you can smartly build your list, connect with your people, and write emails that sound like you, not a marketing robot
✔️ You want to clarify your message and write with confidence – You’re ready to find your voice, refine your niche, and write emails that attract the right clients.
✔️ You’re an action-taker, not just a content consumer – You don’t want more theory or classes—you want action, tools, support and accountability to hit “send” and make it real.
✔️ You have something to say—and you’re ready to say it – You’re sitting on valuable lived-experience, and it’s time to turn your expertise into emails that connect, convert, and grow your list.
❌ You’re expecting instant list-building miracles – If you think email marketing will make you rich overnight, this isn’t your golden funnel.
❌ You never finish what you start – If you’re constantly hopping to the next shiny marketing trend without ever hitting “send,” this might not be your scene.
❌ You’re looking for a copy-paste-and-done solution – Templates are included, yes—but they’re starting points, not shortcuts. If you’re not willing to make the message your own, this might not be your jam.
❌ You think tech will do the work for you – We give you templates and tools, but you bring the voice, consistency, and follow-through.
❌ You want guaranteed results without showing up – We’ll teach you how to build and grow your list with confidence—but you still have to write the emails.
Get the tools, support, and strategy to grow your list, write bold, story-driven emails that sound like you, and turn your words into profit!